16 hilarious things Kenyan women do to keep their hubbys from cheating

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tuko.co.ke
Mar 13, 2018 8:06 AM
Women have been said to have the ability to sniff out whether their lovers are stepping out on them.
It's a fact that no one has the capability to control what their partners do or say and for that reason, many women have concocted ways to keep their men from cheating.
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Some ladies once stated that they are more than willing 'kukalia chapo' to keep their me from falling in love with other women.
Others revealed that they simply would hit the gym and invest on some expensive makeup to keep their baes interested.
Here are some of the hilarious things women are willing to do to keep their men:

1. Taking cooking classes

2. Kukalia Chapati (Sitting on Chapati)

3. Consenting to an open relationship

4. Begging hubby to stop stepping out on you

5. Seeking help from a witchdoctor

6. Investing in makeup to enhance their looks

7. Hitting the gym to burn that fat

8. Threatening to leave him if he cheats

9. Threaten to get a mpango wa kando if he does not abide by your rules

10. Using urine to cook hubby's food

11. Threaten to tell his mother about his wayward behaviours

12. Threaten to get a sponsor!

13. Delete all contacts of their hubby's mpango wa kandos

14. Showing up to his workplace unannounced so that everyone can know his wife

15.Upping their bedroom skills

16. Resorting to silly pet names to try and woo their men

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